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Forget the Women & Children, Vaccinate the Cats!

Written by The Sarcasmist on November 4, 2009 - Comments (34)

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It seems that no living being is immune to swine flu. It has been reported that a cat in Iowa has been tested positive for the H1N1 virus. This obviously is a foreshadowing of the end of times. This disease discriminates not. Whether you are man or beast, you are in danger of contracting this virus and being uncomfortable for a few days (in most cases). But let’s get back to the matter of the poor cat.

With this new revelation, it is imperative that the government and pharmaceutical companies redouble their efforts to get even more vaccines on the market to stop the rising pet swine flu pandemic. Human can fend for themselves but the poor pets are helpless against this evil disease.

…the case is prompting the association, along with the American Association of Feline Practitioners, to remind pet owners “they should monitor their pets’ health very closely, no matter what type of animal, and visit a veterinarian if there are any signs of illness.” (Washing Post)

So for the love of God, please keep a close eye on your pets, especially cats. And even more importantly, keep your children away from your pets. They might get sick by contracting the swine flu virus brought home from school or the playground.

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